Friday, October 24, 2008

NFL 2008 Week 8 Picks

2008 Week 8 Picks
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
10/26 1:00 ET At Baltimore -7 Oakland
10/26 1:00 ET San Diego -3 New Orleans
10/26 1:00 ET At NY Jets -13.5 Kansas City
10/26 1:00 ET Buffalo -1.5 At Miami
10/26 1:00 ET At Dallas -2 Tampa Bay
10/26 1:00 ET At Philadelphia -9 Atlanta
10/26 1:00 ET At New England -7.5 St. Louis
10/26 1:00 ET At Carolina -4 Arizona
10/26 1:00 ET Washington -8 At Detroit
10/26 4:05 ET At Jacksonville -7 Cleveland
10/26 4:15 ET At Pittsburgh -3 NY Giants
10/26 4:15 ET At San Francisco -5 Seattle
10/26 4:05 ET At Houston -9.5 Cincinnati

NFL 2008 Week 7 Results

2008 Week 7 Picks
Favorite Spread Underdog Score Result
Tennessee -9 At Kansas City Tenn 34, KC 10 Win
At Buffalo -1 San Diego Buf 23, SD 14 Loss
Pittsburgh -9.5 At Cincinnati Pit 38 Cin 10 Loss
At Miami -3 Baltimore Bal 27, Mia 13 Loss
Dallas -7 At St. Louis St.L 34, Dal 14 Win
At Chicago -3 Minnesota Chi 48, Min 41 Win
At Carolina -3 New Orleans Car 30, NO 7 Loss
At NY Giants -10.5 San Francisco NY 29, SF 17 Win
At Houston -9.5 Detroit Hou 28, Det 21 Win
NY Jets -3 At Oakland Oak 16, NY 13 Loss
At Washington -7.5 Cleveland Was 14, Cle 11 Loss
Indianapolis -1 At Green Bay GB 34, Ind 14 Win
At Tampa Bay -10.5 Seattle TB 20, Sea 10 Loss
At New England -3 Denver NE 41, Den 7 Loss

Result: 6-8 Cumulative: 56-45-3

Sarah Palin

Heh.
So, Sarah Palin's advisors decide that it is time for her to meet a bunch of serious world leaders. They head to Europe, where, first up, she has an appointment with the Pope. The Pope and some of his Cardinals invite her for a boat ride on the Tiber. As they are sitting in the gondola talking, a wind starts up and blows the Pope's hat into the water. Palin looks around and realizes that no one is going to do anything about it, so she calmy rises, takes off her her high heels, and steps off the side of the boat. Instead of diving into the water, however, she walks across it, to the hat, picks it up and walks back across the water to the boat. She climbs in, hands the Pope his hat and continues discussing whatever it was they had been talking about. The Cardinals are open mouthed in astonishment at what they have just seen. The news media, in nearby boats are busy discussing among themselves how to report it. Headlines the next day at the New York Times, The Washington Post and the networks all blare: "New Revelation: Sarah Palin Can't Swim."

H/T Al Hurley
I found it at the Corner

Friday, October 17, 2008

NFL 2008 Week 7 Picks

My goal is to not get every pick wrong. My other goal is to set the bar so low for my goals that I never fail in succeeding. This way lies ... OK, that's a dumb goal. Here's to perfection.
2008 Week 7 Picks
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
10/19 1:00 ET Tennessee -9 At Kansas City
10/19 1:00 ET At Buffalo -1 San Diego
10/19 1:00 ET Pittsburgh -9.5 At Cincinnati
10/19 1:00 ET At Miami -3 Baltimore
10/19 1:00 ET Dallas -7 At St. Louis
10/19 1:00 ET At Chicago -3 Minnesota
10/19 1:00 ET At Carolina -3 New Orleans
10/19 1:00 ET At NY Giants -10.5 San Francisco
10/19 4:05 ET At Houston -9.5 Detroit
10/19 4:15 ET NY Jets -3 At Oakland
10/19 4:15 ET At Washington -7.5 Cleveland
10/19 4:15 ET Indianapolis -1 At Green Bay
10/19 8:15 ET At Tampa Bay -10.5 Seattle
10/20 8:35 ET At New England -3 Denver

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

NFL 2008 Week 6 Results

2008 Week 6 Picks
Favorite Spread Underdog Score Result
At New Orleans -7 Oakland NO 34, Oak 3 Win
At Indianapolis -4.5 Baltimore Indy 31, Bal 3 Loss
At NY Jets -6 Cincinnati NY 26, Cin 14 Win
At Tampa Bay -1.5 Carolina TB 27, Car 3 Loss
At Minnesota -13 Detroit Min 12, Det 10 Win
Chicago -3 At Atlanta Atl 22 Chi 20 Loss
At Houston -3 Miami Hou 29, Mia 28 Win
At Washington -13.5 St. Louis St. L 19, Was 17 Loss
At Denver -3.5 Jacksonville Jac 24, Den 17 Loss
Philadelphia -5 At San Francisco Phi 40, SF 26 Win
Dallas -5 At Arizona Ari 30, Dal 24 Loss
At Seattle -1.5 Green Bay GB 27, Sea 17 Win
At San Diego -5 New England SD 30, NE 10 Loss
NY Giants -8 At Cleveland Cle 35, NY 14 Loss

Results: 6-8
Cumulative: 50-37-3

Well, it could be worse.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

NFL 2008 Week 6 Picks

Hey, still over .500. Not bad. Here's to another good week. My picks in bold.

2008 Week 6 Picks
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
10/12 1:00 ET At New Orleans -7 Oakland
10/12 1:00 ET At Indianapolis -4.5 Baltimore
10/12 1:00 ET At NY Jets -6 Cincinnati
10/12 1:00 ET At Tampa Bay -1.5 Carolina
10/12 1:00 ET At Minnesota -13 Detroit
10/12 1:00 ET Chicago -3 At Atlanta
10/12 1:00 ET At Houston -3 Miami
10/12 1:00 ET At Washington -13.5 St. Louis
10/12 4:05 ET At Denver -3.5 Jacksonville
10/12 4:05 ET Philadelphia -5 At San Francisco
10/12 4:15 ET Dallas -5 At Arizona
10/12 4:15 ET At Seattle -1.5 Green Bay
10/12 8:15 ET At San Diego -5 New England
10/13 8:35 ET NY Giants -8 At Cleveland

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

NFL 2008 Week 5 Results

2008 Week 5 Picks
Favorite Spread Underdog Score Results
Indianapolis -3 At Houston Indy 31, Hou 27 Win
Tennessee -3 At Baltimore Tenn 13, Balt 10 Push
San Diego -6.5 At Miami Mia 17, SD 10 Loss
At Carolina -9.5 Kansas City Car 34, KC 0 Loss
At Philadelphia -6 Washington Was 23 Phil 17 Win
Chicago -3.5 At Detroit Chi 34, Det 7 Win
At Green Bay -7 Atlanta Atl 27, GB 24 Win
At NY Giants -7 Seattle NY 44, Sea 6 Win
At Denver -3 Tampa Bay Den 16, TB 13 Push
New England -3 At San Francisco NE 30, SF 21 Win
At Arizona -1 Buffalo Ari 41, Buf 17 Loss
At Dallas -16.5 Cincinnati Dal 31, Cinci 22 Win
At Jacksonville -4 Pittsburgh Pitt 26, Jac 21 Win
At New Orleans -3 Minnesota Min 30, NO 27 Loss

Results: 8-4-2
Cumulative: 44-29-3 (60%)

Friday, October 03, 2008

Billy and Barney

There's something cathartic about this.

NFL 2008 Week 5 Picks

Well. Another week, another bunch of impossible games to pick. Hmph. My picks in bold.

2008 Week 5 Picks
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
10/5 1:00 ET Indianapolis -3 At Houston
10/5 1:00 ET Tennessee -3 At Baltimore
10/5 1:00 ET San Diego -6.5 At Miami
10/5 1:00 ET At Carolina -9.5 Kansas City
10/5 1:00 ET At Philadelphia -6 Washington
10/5 1:00 ET Chicago -3.5 At Detroit
10/5 1:00 ET At Green Bay -7 Atlanta
10/5 1:00 ET At NY Giants -7 Seattle
10/5 4:05 ET At Denver -3 Tampa Bay
10/5 4:05 ET New England -3 At San Francisco
10/5 4:15 ET At Arizona -1 Buffalo
10/5 4:15 ET At Dallas -16.5 Cincinnati
10/5 8:15 ET At Jacksonville -4 Pittsburgh
10/6 8:35 ET At New Orleans -3 Minnesota