Genius
From Fox News: "To curb kids' risk of dog bites, a new study recommends that parents delay getting dogs until kids are old enough to go to school." They also recommend not letting kids eat until they are old enough to go to school, to curb the risk of choking. They recommend that adults not drive, to avoid the risk of crashes, and that presidents not appear in public, lest they are forced to lie.
posted by Whiskey at 10:57 AM
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They also probably suggest not having kids until said kids are able to act responsibly like the adults that wrote this. Thus the said adults and those like them remain childless, or else have kids and are greatly disappointed with them, perpetuating their own problems.
Reminds me of an inane "law" in Canada that prohibits the sale of baby walkers...b/c a child might roll themselves down the stairs in one and die. (apparently, it was a big problem....)
Maybe parents should just pay attention to their children....
(as she races away from the computer to rescue her screaming 18-month-old who just shut her fingers in a kitchen cupboard)
**smiles wanly**
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