Debate Bingo (a drinking game)

Ok, I'm not going to make it through any more debates without some serious heavy drinking and gambling. So, for next Thursday: debate bingo (the drinking game). The bingo card will have five categories for buzzwords (like countries, financial terms, etc), which will correspond to the five columns on your bingo card. Everyone gets the middle spot for free (as usual). If a word (or its gramatical equivalent) on your board is said, you get the spot. To buy a board will cost $2 (max 2 boards per person). The first winner gets 60% of the pot, the 2nd 30%, and the 3rd 10%. Also, whenever you get a word, you have to take a swig of that fine lager you've got close by. This is just so you don't become apoplectic at the inanity of the debates. Anyhow, that's the format. Now go try this at your next debate party.